rantings of inanity

casually drinks wine and looks really hard at Tyrant Swain pieces

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:27:11 -0400

casually drinks wine and looks really hard at Tyrant Swain pieces

Skins Out

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:07:30 -0400

knowyourenviroment:

Just Put Female Characters in Clothes That Would Allow Them To Excel at the Role They Are Placed in:...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:42:43 -0400

Just Put Female Characters in Clothes That Would Allow Them To Excel at the Role They Are Placed in: A Novel by Me

overomega: darkoverord: ampvee: gameplate: Minecraft comic...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:55:57 -0400

overomega:

darkoverord:

ampvee:

gameplate:

Minecraft comic series by

Alexander Diochon

This is a really cool take on how Minecraft would work ‘realistically’. Love it!

Hooooooooooooooooooooly fuck that’s awesome.

Literally the best interpretation of Minecraft I have ever seen I really want more.

WHINES REALLY LOUDLY WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO SUCK I AM GOING TO THROW MYSELF OUT OF A WINDOW

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:17:02 -0400

WHINES REALLY LOUDLY

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO SUCK I AM GOING TO THROW MYSELF OUT OF A WINDOW

theworstbob: Let’s say you go to a party. Two people approach you. One of them says, “Hello. We are...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:09:15 -0400

theworstbob:

Let’s say you go to a party. Two people approach you. One of them says, “Hello. We are from a foreign land and our visas have expired. We wish to stay in America, however, and need you to marry one of us.” You have a kind heart and are presently unattached, so you agree to marry one of them as soon as possible.

Obviously, you want to know something about your new spouse, so, being a movie lover, you ask them what movies they are into. One of them says, “Well, I have only seen every movie in the Fast and Furious franchise. My friend has seen every movie in the Land Before Time franchise.” When you begin to ask them to explain their curious cinematic choices, they are called away. Due to scheduling conflicts, the next time you see them will be the day you are to be wed. They are too busy to exchange messages via text, Facebook, tumblr, etc. All you know is that one has seen every Fast and Furious movie, and the other has seen every Land Before Time movie.

Who do you marry?

Land Before Time guy, for sure.

foervraengd: The thing with a “main character”, is that the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:58:13 -0400

Adult eye-level

Childs eye-level

foervraengd:

The thing with a “main character”, is that the reader see the story/world from that characters point of view - we can often read the characters thoughts and feelings more than other characters in the story. You can also use the perspective to increase this “effect”.

You can use the eye-level to display the world seen from the main character. Look at the two pictures above, the characters have the same size on both pictures - the only difference I’ve made is to switch eye-level. And by just doing this, we switch between the adult and the kids point of view - even though they both look at the same thing.

So, when you are doing a perspective, FIRST decide the eye-level and after that start placing out all those annoying guidelines.

theworstbob: I’m so glad only 14 people follow me. Hey everyone! Follow Bob!

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:57:46 -0400

theworstbob:

I’m so glad only 14 people follow me.

Hey everyone! Follow Bob!

lascocks: spazzyena: pipitstrelle: oh my god i have to draw...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:56:17 -0400

lascocks:

spazzyena:

pipitstrelle:

oh my god i have to draw you

oh my god

Pants-Cat

fucking creepy

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:55:27 -0400

Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:01:46 -0400

Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.
Fantasy novelist: I'm gonna go with medieval England.

kaon4shi: teratocybernetics: themightyglamazon: vixyish: Oooo...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:05:18 -0400

kaon4shi:

teratocybernetics:

themightyglamazon:

vixyish:

Ooooohhhhhh.

MERMEN GET ON MY DASH

That goldfish boy is the cutest thing ever.

quietly whispers ‘it’s hetalia fanart’

rockpapertheodore: pan2dapan: cerberusdad: i like the word partners because no one can tell if...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:40:55 -0400

rockpapertheodore:

pan2dapan:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.

jokerstrife: malicemidnight: SO I WENT TO GOTH PROM IN...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:58:41 -0400

jokerstrife:

malicemidnight:

SO I WENT TO GOTH PROM IN MINNEAPOLIS ON MONDAY AND THIS IS WHAT I LOOKED LIKE.
YAaaaaaaaaaaay

Pretty lady!!!

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:57:51 -0400

funasshi: spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs: funasshi: townsvillain: preshiram: why do some women...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:53:35 -0400

funasshi:

spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs:

funasshi:

townsvillain:

preshiram:

why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate

if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there

i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole

i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape

i know what i said

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:52:03 -0400

yousuredolovecock: 寝起き (by macomaru)

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:40:31 -0400

yousuredolovecock:

寝起き (by macomaru)

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:20:23 -0400

sendificator: will let u go with a warning if u give him...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:08:29 -0400

sendificator:

will let u go with a warning if u give him biscuits